Two men, John and Joe, had loved baseball their entire lives and in their old age they would talk about whether or not there was baseball in heaven. They both agreed that whoever died first had to come back and give the other an answer. Joe passed away at the age of 86, and John anxiously awaited for an answer to the question they had always wondered about. One day when John was sitting in his living room, Joe's ghost appeared and said "JOHN! I got some great news and some bad news! The good news is there's baseball in heaven and all the greats are up there!" John was ecstatic but of course he had to ask Joe what the bad news was, to which Joe responded "Well, the bad news John, is that you're the starting pitcher for the game on Thursday".
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