In the grade 3 class Mrs. Gouph was asking the pupils, "what would you like people to say to you when you are dead?"
Little Jane raised her hand, "she was a great musician and we all love her!"
John couldn't wait, "I'd like people to say I was a great baseball player because I always wanted to be one".
The teacher turned to Mike, " Mike, how about you?".
"Look, it moves!", Mike shouted in excitement.
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