My father gave me some advice on being active throughout my life: "Pick up every sport you can, it will always help."
When I was a child I played at the playground with my friends.
When I was in middle school I joined the baseball league and stayed active.
In high school I played basketball for the popularity.
During college I played football to meet new people.
After college I played soccer to catch up with old friend and keep fit.
To this day at 74 I still play golf every day. Not for any other reason but to get away from my wife.
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