A man walks into a talent scout's office...

... with his dog on a leash. He says to the talent scout, "this is Rover, my talking dog. He's going to make us rich!"

Skeptical, the talent scout says "oh yeah? Prove it."

"not a problem" says the man. "Rover, what is the texture of sandpaper?"

"Ruff!" replies the dog.

The talent scout is not amused. "Sir, I am very busy. If you are simply going to waste my time..."

The man cuts him off. "No, let me show you again! Rover, what do you find on the outside of a tree?"

"Bark!" says Rover.

The talent scout is getting angry. "Sir, is this some kind of joke?"

"No!" the man stammers. "Please give me one more chance. Rover, who was the greatest baseball player of all time?"

"Ruth!" growls the dog.

"That's it. Security!" screams the talent scout. The man and his dog are forcefully ejected from the building.

"Thanks a lot, Rover" groans the man.

Rover looks up and says, "do you think I should have said Ty Cobb?"

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