A plane full of people starts to go down. The captain says " we have too much weight on board everyone needs to throw something out." First a Canadian man walks over and throws out his hockey puck, then an American throws out his baseball, and a terrorist throws one of his bombs out.
The plane lands safe and as the captain walks down the street he sees a man crying so he asks him "why are you crying?" he said "a hockey puck came from the sky and hit me in the head." He sees a second man he is crying he asks " what happened to you?" He said a baseball came out of nowhere and hit me in the head." Then he noticed a fire down the street he runs over and a man is laughing uncontrollably the captain said " what happened here? How is this funny?" The laughing man said " I farted and my house blew up." The end
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