Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

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Get it straight


A cop pulls over a drunk driver. The drunk dri...

Plastic or rubber?


A lawyer walks into a bar and sits down next t...

Screw the Irish!


Story goes that one of the Clancy Brothers of ...

Termite Fun. Yep, Terrible


What did the termite say when he walked into t...

No natural light


This guy walks into the bar and tells the bart...

The Pirate


There was this young pirate, and he walks in t...

Hank's Beard


Best friends, Minnie and Hank, are in their lo...

It was the other Drunk!


Two notorious drunks are sitting at the bar. o...

Quotable Beer Quotes


If you ever reach total enlightenment while dr...

Hiker


whado you say to a hitchhiker with one leg?


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Drunk Confession


A drunk was staggering down the main street of...

Getting Served at a


The landlord of a pub, is just locking up, whe...

Beer Prayer


Our lager, Which art in barrels,


Hallowed b...

CLIFF BIRD


YO MAMMAS SO DUMB SHE TRIED TO KILL A BIRD BY ...

Pig in a bar


A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then th...

Who needs women


A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of...

Yo momma iz


yo mmomma is so short that you can see her fee...

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Guy spits into glass


There's a guy in a bar, it's late, and the guy...

Drunk Driving Test


A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and ...

Pocket


A man walks into a bar and has a beer.Then he ...

Fridge mayonaise


Q:What did the mayonaise say to the person one...

Sales


A vampire walks into a bar and asked the barte...

Arm Less Drinker


An arm less man walked into a bar which is emp...