Screw the Irish!


Story goes that one of the Clancy Brothers of folk music fame was walking through Chicago when he comes across an Irish bar. He poked his head in and, seeing a large crowd yells, "Screw the Irish!"


All heads turned, and you could have heard a pin drop. He looks at the crowd and says, "I'm Irish, I'm just looking!"

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