Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

The wife is not speaking to me


One night, this guy come into a bar and asks t...

Depressed in bar


A guy walks into a bar, looking all depressed....

Seven and Seven

A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an...

Hey!!!


Your mama so poor I walked into her bathroom a...

ASIAN GIIRLS USE BARZIERS TO HIDE DEFECTS,...


ASIAN GIIRLS USE BARZIERS TO HIDE DEFECTS,TO M...

Teddy Bears


A man walked into a bar with a teddy in his ha...

Bartender


A brunette walks into a bar and says, ''Gimme ...

Fly In My Guinness


    An Irishman, an Englishman ...

Getting drinks


Three guys are sitting at a bar: One from Hawa...

Drunk and Arthritis


A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a b...

Man in raincoate


A man and woman meet at a bar one rainy night....

Huntin' and Drinking


Two guys are talking in a bar.."My hobbies are...

Free drinks


The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar,...

Yo mama


yo mama so stupid she cant run past a bus

Bubbles


did you ever blow bubbles when you were akid??...

Beer Machismo


After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in Lond...

Homeless chicks


Whats the best bit about dating homeless chick...

Desk clerk at a hotel


At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call fr...

Fraid Knot


This rope walks into a bar and says,"Get me a ...

A very shy guy goes


A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beau...

IRS


The local bar was so sure that its bartender w...

SAMWHICH


A HAM AND CHEESE SAMWHICH WALKS IN A BAR A GOS...

Choire boys


q; what do priests and acne have in common?
a...

A nun arrives at the local bar


John was sitting outside his local pub one day...

Drunk at your door


A man is in bed with his wife when there is a ...