Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

You so Skinny


you so skinny you had to use dental floss for ...

One Drunken Night


A Drunken Night A guy wakes up in a drunken st...

Funny as f**k


one day a man walked into a pub. The bartender...

$10,000


Tere is a severly drunk guy in a bar and he go...

Woodbanger


what do you call a woodpeeker with out a beak
...

A man walks into a bar. It must have hurt!...


A man walks into a bar. It must have hurt!

Heading for Trouble


A guy and his son go into a bar. The son is ju...

Signs that you may be a drunk!


*** Signs that you "just might" have a drinkin...

Two quick bar jokes


* A dyslexic man walks into a bra * Two guys w...

Cheesburger walks into a bar...


A cheeseburger walks into a bar and sits down....

Yo Mama is so fat


Yo Mama is so fat that you have to spread her ...

zack husley is so fat win his mom bis a 10...


zack husley is so fat win his mom bis a 1000 d...

Grasshopper


A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartend...

Me and my neightbor


hi im going to tell u about him
he is a red h...

Snail Beer


A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.


T...

Sorry, Wrong Number


A cop caught a drunkard just in front of a hou...

Grease Twins!


Veece n reece sat at a bar n realised they lov...

Drinking for His Brothers


There were these three brothers that were very...

Dazzy Devil


never kiss behind the garden
love mite ...

Your mama so fat


your mama so fat the last time she seen 91210 ...

Yo mamma is so fat


yo mamma is so fat thats why the only boyfrien...

Unfaithful Wives


Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar...

Blondes at a Bar


Two blondes walk in to a bar one blonde ducks ...

Hard of Hearing Genie


OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box...

Ugly people


Never fight an ugly person... they have nothin...