Pocket


A man walks into a bar and has a beer.Then he looks in his pocket then drinks another beer. Then looks in his pocket again and a again And again the bartender says why do you keep looking in your pocket.Then the man says because I have a picture of my wife in there and once she looks good Im going home

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