Bar-drinking Jokes

Bar-drinking Jokes

OUCH!


A man walks into a bar...


...OUCH!

Unhappy wife


An unhappy wife was complaining about her husb...

Riddle


What goes up and never touching sky or ground?...

The butter


why did the kid throuw thebutter out the windo...

chinese bar


a man walks into a bar and says i want a beer ...

Ballerina


A drunk was sitting at a bar when a woman stoo...

Your momma


your momma

Ya momma so old


Ya maomma so old , that when she went to the a...

Yo mamma


yo mamma so funky she had on dove deoderant an...

A man was walking down the street looking...


A man was walking down the street looking for ...

Some yogurt visits a local bar


Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bar...

More Signs of a Drinking Problem


Alright, we all celebrate at New Year's, some ...

Little girl


Q-Why did the little girl fall of the swing??
...

A Rainbow of Devotio


A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsma...

Say a prayer.


A lady approaches a priest at a restaurant and...

OUCH!


A guy walks into a bar...........OUCH!!!!

Three Quick Bar Jokes


So a dyslexic walks into a bra . . .A cowboy w...

hey...


hey

I'm not Drunk...


I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cella...

generous drinker


a man walked into a bar and said, hey everyone...

What I Have...


A cowboy runs into a bar and says to the barte...

Yo momma's so stupid


Yo momma;s so srupid when she took the I.Q.tes...

I am afraid of that tarmac


A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes u...

A man walks into a bar


A man walks imto a bar


OW!

Two Dollars


Having had one drink too many, a bar drinker w...