No natural light

This guy walks into the bar and tells the bartender he wants a beer, "anything but Natural light".

Why not Natural Light the bartender say's, "you always drink Natural Light"?

"Not anymore, buddy, last night I got so Drunk on natural Light, I went home and blew chunks".

Well, the bartender say's, everybody does that when they get that drunk, you know, that�s no big deal...

"You don�t understand, buddy, Chunks is my dog!"

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