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Q;What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?
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Bar-drinking Jokes
A baby has a monkey face
the baby look at the mirror and then he shout ...
Road Jokes
How come the chicken crossed the road? Answer:...
Racist Attack
A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. H...
Sea
what did the sea say to the sand? nothing it j...
Legs
yo mama got a glass leg and she uses windex fo...
An Irishman's Last Request
Two Irishmen, Murphy and O'Brian grew up in th...
Pavment slab
A man walks into a bar with a pavement slab un...
Signs You've Had Enough to Drink
- You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
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Yo Poor Momma.......
Yo momma so poor, I saw her kicking
a can and...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:
"Those drinking to forge...
Missappropriated Chu
A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, onl...
Chihuahua
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahu...
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drink...
Give Me A Double
So this guy walks into a bar and says, �Gve me...
One day a man grows sick of his alcohol problem...
One day a man grows sick of his alcohol proble...
Three drunken men
These three guys got together one day and were...
Help! Poleesh!
Here's one I made up while in the sixth grade....
The Salvation Army
A drunk went into a telephone booth and dialle...
Horse
A horse walks into a bar....ouch
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a b...
Blondes at a Bar
Two blondes walk in to a bar one blonde ducks ...
The Pirate and the s
A pirate walked into a bar with a steering whe...
They are stopped by the police
John & Jessica were on their way home from...
Tsunami
Phuket is a beach island and was known interna...