Pig in a bar


A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and
says, ��why did you have to bring the pig in with you?''


Then the lady answered, ''Excuse me, I think this is a goose.''


And the bartender says, ''Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.''

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