He looks for his keys on his pockets and is unable to find them.
He proceeds to knock on the door and his wife tells him from behind the door:
-I wont open the door for your sorry drunken ass!
So the drunk says:
-Cmon, open up. I got a flower for the most beautiful woman in the world here!
The wife is charmed by this and opens the door, to find the husband empty handed, so she says:
-Where is the flower?
And the drunk responds:
-Where is the most beautiful woman in the world?
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