Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea
how ridiculous you look? What`s the matter with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don`t care. I
just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the
breasts of an 18 year old."
The husband said, "What did he say about your 65 year old ass?"
"Your name never came up," she replied.
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