The teacher, Miss Brown, goes to school in a mini-skirt

At some point, Little Matt whispers to his friend:

'I saw Miss Brown's thighs!'

Miss Brown hears the comment.

'You cheeky brat! Get out of here right now, I don't wanna see you for three days!'

A while later, Little Timmy whispers to his friend:

'I saw Miss Brown's ass!'

Miss Brown hears that too.

'You should be ashamed of yourself, Timmy! Get out of here at once, I don't wanna see you in school for a week!'

As Little Timmy stands up to leave, Little Johnny joins him as well.

'Johnny, where are *you* going?'

'Miss Brown, based on what I saw, I don't think I'm coming to school again this year.'

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