DAD: Son, get me a drink.
SON: Coke or Pepsi?
DAD: Coke.
SON: Diet or regular?
DAD: Regular.
SON: Can or bottle?
DAD: Bottle.
SON: Small or large?
DAD: Godammit! Just get water!
SON: Mineral or tap?
DAD: Mineral!
SON: Cold or room temp?
DAD: I'll beat you!
SON: Stick or belt?
DAD: Your'e an ass!!!
SON: Donkey or Jack?
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EDIT: Wow, this really blew up!
EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!!
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