"...deeper," he moaned.
His boyfriend went deeper.
"..deeper.." his voice tensed as his spinchter tightened around his boyfriend's forearm.
"What's this, I feel something up there," his boyfriend said. He reached in and pulled out a watch.
"What's a rolex doing up your ass?"
The man turned around and started singing, "Happy birthday to you..."
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