Apple Jokes

Apple Jokes

The 3 Guys in a Plane


There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was ab...

Beware of new virus


Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive sud...

Where is the Garden of Eden?


A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing ...

How to make a fortune


A young man asked an old rich man how he made ...

Microsoft patents


REDMOND, WA--In what CEO Bill Gates called'an ...

Apple


Q.Why did the appleroll?
A.Because he say the...

Types of computer viruses


Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes ou...

Microsoft and Apple


A popular joke making the rounds in Redmond Wa...

Distructive Fart


There was 3 people in an airplane : a libraria...

Twas the Night Before Christmas...


'Twas the Night Before Christmas: Microsoft Ve...

Announcement

Heard over the hospital public address system:
...

I like the way you Think

Little Johnny's school was having show and tell...

Kicking

A young boy comes down to breakfast one morning...

This is a REAL Compilation of GCSE Results!

1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and t...

It was Visitors Day...

It was visitor's day at the lunatic asylum. All...

Ugly?

A young woman goes shopping and buys one bar of...

Rich Man

A young man asked an old rich man how he made h...

What Nationality Were Adam and Eve?

A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing...

Q&A-2

Q. The Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A. Liq...

The Technical Geek Test

Are you a technical geek?

Do you have a prob...

If ______ Made Toasters

If Oracle made toasters... They'd claim their t...

Bill Gates Quotes

Perhaps the Most Truthful: on Microsoft marketi...

A Guide to Walking Tigers

Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as ...

Restaurant Quotes

"Is there chicken in your vegetarian gumbo?" - ...

Johnny Appleseed

Little Johnny asks his teacher: "How are the ba...