Q: How many Apple
Q: How many Apple and IBM nuts does it take t...
Apple Jokes
If Oracle made toasters
If Oracle made toasters... They'd claim their ...
Three guys and three wishes
There were three guys who were in a plane cras...
Battle Hymn of Term Finals
(Sung to The Battle Hymn Of The Republic)
Min...
Apple a Day
There was a time when an apple a day kept the ...
Hotels
These three guys wanted to rent a hotel, the h...
Top Twenty Signs you're from New York
1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to k...
You could feed them a lot faster
There was once a man from the city who was vis...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberates
...
When John Sculley ran Apple Computer he said...
When John Sculley ran Apple Computer he said A...
Q: How many Apple
Q: How many Apple programmers does it take to...
Apple and Worm
What did the apple say to the worm?
You're bo...
tHE bombs
One time a brunette got hit with an apple and ...
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Rita.
Rita who?
...
Knock Knock 15
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anthony!
Anthony w...
this is funny
There were 3 men, a chiness japenesse and an a...
Fake Test
Hey kiddies! Tired of doing your homework? the...
Thinking Quiz
One day in class the teacher brought a bag ful...
Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing ...
Learning Etiquette
Little Johnny and his family lived in the coun...
Apple a Day
Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?
If ...
Bridge
There were 3 men working on a bridge that was ...
Fruit
whats yellow and grows on apple trees?
A stu...
Long and Pink
"Today in class", said Mrs. Johnson the kinder...
Apple Sauce
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Apple.
Apple w...