I like the way you Think

Little Johnny's school was having show and tell, so the teacher started a 'Guess What's Behind My Back' game. She went to her desk and picked something up.

"Okay class," she said, "guess what's behind my back. It's red, round, and shiny."

"I know, teacher! It's an apple!" shouted Little Johnny!

The teacher replied, "No little Johnny, it's a cherry, but I like the way you think."

The teacher went to her desk again and picked up another item.

"Okay class," she said, "what am I holding now? It's yellow, and soft.

"I know, teacher! It's a banana!

"No, Little Johny," said the teacher, "it's a tennis ball, but I like the way you think.

At this point little Johnny was frustrated. "Okay teacher," he said, standing up, "this one's for you!" He stuck his hand in his pocket and pulled it out with his hand closed around it. "Okay what am I holding? It's round, hard, and has a head.

Shocked the teacher yelled, "Little Johnny! Go to the office right now! That's inappropriate and you're in big trouble!"

"For what, teacher?" Little Johnny said, grinning, "It's just a quarter, but I like the way you think!"

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