Apple Jokes

Apple Jokes

End of the World Headlines

When the end of the world arrives how will the ...

Apple Pie

Little Johnny: "Hey, Daddy, Spot just ate Mom's...

Apple

Once I went to visit my cousin in Jersey and I ...

Pampered Pigs

There was once a man from the city who was visi...

Old Sayings and Their Real Meanings (1)

Why are they called old sayings? Are they reall...

Internet Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro...

The Apple

What's worse than taking a bite out of an apple...

Juice

Drink apple juice, because O.J. will kill you.
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Teacher's First Days of School

After the last teacher quit, a new teacher was ...

Funny True News Articles

Elderly Man Sued for Stopping at Stop Sign
Sep...

As Good As It Gets

"Computers in the future may weigh no more than...

Some Mergers

Honeywell & Imasco & Home Oil = Honey, I'm Home...

Facts III

Elephants can't jump. Every other mammal can.
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Amazing Facts 4

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Zero is the only number that cannot be repre...

Amazing Facts 16

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Ice Cream was discovered by Gerald Tisyum
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Amazing Facts 29

# 16 Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a fifty thousa...

Teachers' Remarks that Changed the History of Physics

-Archimedes, you are late again. Don't tell me ...

A Thanksgiving Cookbook I

A Thanksgiving Cookbook
by Mrs. Geraghty's Kin...

A Thanksgiving Cookbook II

A Thanksgiving Cookbook
by Mrs. Geraghty's Kin...

Harry's Nurse

Harry was in the hospital. He was an old man, a...

Useless Facts #2

51. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling c...

The History of Operating Systems

The Dosfish

Long ago, in the days when all d...

Douglas Adams on Windows95

Beyond the Hype (Guardian, August 25, 1995)

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Apple IPhone

A woman named Denise couldn't read her book. He...

IPhone

With iPhone, dialing contacts is a snap. Let's ...