There was 3 people in an airplane : a librarian a teacher and an army guy.
The librarian said "I always wanted to throw a book out the window". So she did.
The teacher said "I always wanted to throw an apple out the window". With that she did.
The army guy said "well since they are I might as well throw a bomb out the window". And he did.
The plane lands and they go walking and they see this boy crying. The librarian asks why he is crying.
"I was walking and a book hit me on the head", said the boy.
They walk a little further and they see this girl crying. They ask why she is crying and say says "I was walking and all of the sudden an apple hit me on the head!"
They continue walking and a little further and they see a boy rolling on the ground laughing.
"Why are you laughing?", they ask.
The little boy says "I was walking and when I farted the building over there behind me blew up!"
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