A Riddle: Where did the apple go when it's parents died?
Answer: To a Bananas foster home.
Apple Jokes
A priest, an Army Man, and a Teacher
A priest, an army man, and a teacher are all in...
What do Oranges and Apples have in common?
They're both orange except for the Apple.
The legend of Sorry the archer.
An archery contest is taking place, and all the...
The secret to wealth
A young man once asked a rich older man how he ...
So Apple made a spinoff of the iPod Touch...
...where you design all its features yourself. ...
What do you get hanging from apple trees?
Sore Arms.
Himalayan peach pie
So there once was a man named Joe, who worked f...
My Personal Favorite Little Johnny Joke
One day in class the teacher brought a bag. "No...
Why No 1 likes Apple
So there are some people in an electronics stor...
Three men line up to show off their skills at archery
They are to shoot off the apple off of a young ...
What did the banana say to the apple?
Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.
A mango told an apple "I love you"
Actually it was a passionfruit, not a mango
The old Man's Pond
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large f...
Little johnny [OC]
Ms. Apple was teaching her class of first grade...
How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the ...
So I was walking through rural Georgia when...
...I passed a little lady with white hair and d...
The kids in school are asked to say nouns that represent things that can be eaten..
"Apple", says a child. "Very good !", the teach...
Redmond, WA - Microsoft Corporation has reconfirmed its commitment to bringing the total PC experience to Macintosh computer users.
Redmond, WA - Microsoft Corporation has reconfi...
A traveling salesman is driving down a country road when he comes across a farmer who is standing in his orchard, hoisting pigs into the apple trees with ropes.
A traveling salesman is driving down a country ...
Funny helpdesk chat transcripts: Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Funny helpdesk chat transcripts: Helpdesk: What...
Funny helpdesk chat transcripts: Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Funny helpdesk chat transcripts: Helpdesk: What...
A man walks into a bar with an apple on his head, and the bartender asks Why do you have a pear on your head?
A man walks into a bar with an apple on his hea...
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the tr...