In 1957 while in Elementary school Chuck Norris drew a sketch of a square apparatus with astonishing details.
In 1957 while in Elementary school Chuck Norris...
Apple Jokes
Knock knock.
Knock knock. Who's there? Apple, Orange, and Ba...
One day little Johnny went to school.
One day little Johnny went to school. His teach...
What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?
What did one maggot say to the other who was st...
Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple?
Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in ...
First apple: You look down in the dumps.
First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's...
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
What do you get if you cross an apple with a sh...
The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to...
Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard.
Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the schoo...
Fred came rushing in to his Dad.
Fred came rushing in to his Dad. Dad! he puffed...
School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason.
School lunches are not generally popular with t...
How do you make an apple puff?
How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round t...
How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?
How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? W...
What is red and goes putt, putt, putt?
What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outbo...
What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?
What can a whole apple do that half an apple ca...
How do you make an apple turnover?
How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down...
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what d...
Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard.
Two girls were having their packed lunch in the...
A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern California's apple country.
A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through n...
Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?
Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his ...
What kind of apple has a short temper?
What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab a...
What is the left side of an apple?
What is the left side of an apple? The part tha...
What kind of apple isn't an apple?
What kind of apple isn't an apple? A pineapple.
What did the apple say to the apple pie?
What did the apple say to the apple pie? You've...
What did the worm want to do when he grew up?
What did the worm want to do when he grew up? H...