The Apple store in town got robbed last night
the police have sent out an appeal for iWitnesses
Apple Jokes
A man is at home, laying on his death bed...
...he knows he doesn't have much time left. His...
Apple just created a new Operating System for the Spanish speaking population
It's called Froot-OS.
Ph.D students should not eat apples...
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?
Because they all involve iPatches.
A Jew, Chinaman, American and a Indian are sitting around a table
... and they're all sipping on their bourbon. T...
What is loud and sounds like "apple"?
(scream) APPLE!!!
Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?
Because it keeps the Doctor away!
Tarzan
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants c...
Mexican Jews
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in...
If Apple made cars...
...would they have Windows installed?
A man walks into a bar...
...And asks for a Coke'n'Rum. The bartender loo...
Christmas Angel
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the traine...
Apple vs Windows
If apple made a car would it have windows?
Whats the difference between an apple and a dead baby
I dont come on my apple before I eat it
If you see an Apple store getting robbed....
Does that make you an iWitness?
Humorists of Reddit! I challenge your joke inventing skills! First comment gives the punch line; the reply is the rest of the joke! (repost from 3 months ago)
posted 3 months ago by someone whom I honestly ...
BlackBerry and Apple have come together to create a something for ladies who have trouble listening.
It's been called the Black-i.
An Eskimo walks into a bakery
and orders an apple pie, a cherry pie and a blu...
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. That's th...
Three builders are sitting on top of a building...
...when they decide to have lunch. The first bu...
How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for ...
Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?
Steve Jobs went underground.
It was visitor's day at the insane asylum...
It was visitor's day at the insane asylum and a...