What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?
Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week
Apple Jokes
What do Apple and Blackberry have in common?
Neither one has Jobs.
For fathers day, I bought my dad a $100 gift card to the Apple Store...
He said "Thanks for the phone charger, son."
So Apple wants to diversify their company...
They should just press the home button three ti...
Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Listening to an antijoke.
Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store? For the watch? Not really
He knows nothing, you can only buy the watch on...
Game of Thrones [SPOILERS]
I heard that John Snow was part of the Apple Wa...
Don't ever debate with an absurdist...
because you will always chair apple man with ha...
Did you hear about Jon Snow dropping his new Apple product?
And now his watch has ended.
Apple Watch now comes with a new app...
It estimates how long you will have to wait in ...
How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?
It's already run out of battery.
Why did the apple eat itself with a fork?
Because it didn't have a spoon!
(Courtesy of m...
Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?
Both are in *a la mode*.
I hear Apple have released a line of people movers
They call it Ivan
Pig Feeding
A guy's driving down an old country road and he...
What is the biggest mistake Steve Jobs ever made?
He thought it was "being at Apple every day", n...
Mark Morrison took his new computer back to the Apple store...
Return of the Mac.
A guy with Apple maps walks into a bar...
Or a church... Or a children's hospital
Three friends were programming...
The first friend said "Hey, i'm going to Apple'...
The bar apple
Guy walls into a bar, says to the bartender, "I...