An apple a day keeps the doctor away
I was at my local NHS hospital the other day wh...
Apple Jokes
Two peanuts were walking down the street..
Peanut 1: “I can’t believe Jerry from accountin...
What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?
One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get...
I bet Apple's new iPhone will be a huge 6s.
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An elderly man in Louisiana ...
... had owned a large farm for several years. H...
Searched for a PI service in my area...
Got a delicious apple in the correct geometric ...
I heard apple was going straight to the iPhone 7
I guess it won't be very 6s-ful
I just put on a Apple sticker to my Toshiba laptop..
.. so it's now called a Macintoshiba!
Finally, GOOGLE will be firmly AHEAD of APPLE...
...ALPHABETICALLY :)
What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?
You owe Eve an O.
Guy selling apple seeds at street...
Police officer came and asked him what is he do...
A bear climbs a tree....
a bird sitting in the tree asks "Hey, Bear, why...
A collection of OC jokes!
Well I hope they're funny, anyway. The past few...
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
We all know the joke "What is worse than findin...
Apple have begun making prison guards...
Apparently they like to lock up.
Show you were thinking
The teacher told the students that they were go...
What's worse than a worm in your apple?
The holocaust.
What's worse than that?
TWO wo...
How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to m...
People who put the punchline in the title
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
I just bought a book from Apple
The beginning was iOpening
Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?
For the watch!
Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?
A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing ...
A Doctor and engineer
A doctor and an engineer loved the same girl.
D...
BREAKING NEWS: ISIS purchases large quantities of Apple's iPhone.
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