I've started calling my girlfriend names like Custard, Ice cream, Pudding, Chocolate cake, or Apple pie.
I'm planning to desert her.
Apple Jokes
An old rabbi feels his time on earth is coming to an end...
He takes stock of his life and thinks about all...
Two factory workers talking: Woman
Physics Teacher: “Isaac Newton was sitting unde...
Why does the Empire use Apple?
Because they couldn't find the droid they were ...
Did you hear about Apple's new product?
It was a big 6s
What's the best feature of Apple Pencil?
You don't need to sharpen it.
Apple's latest phone is going to be a hit.
It's the iPhone Success.
Apple's new iphone sold over 13M units this past weekend
I guess you can say it was a 6S
Congratulations Apple on releasing the new 6s
I bet it's going to be a big 6s.
LOL : No love from Apple
Here is the back story , I have an app called "...
If you need your iPhone repaired in Jerusalem, you obviously go to the Genius Bar. There, they don't serve alcohol...,
....but there's plenty of Apple Jews.
Do you think Apple will ever branch out into baked goods?
Because... iDonut.
What’s harder to bake than six apple pies?
Six million apple pies.
A friend of ours is practicing baking apple pies.
She brings them over to our house and later ask...
Apple is reinventing the wheel.
It's going to be Revolutionary!
What did the constipated Apple fanboy do?
He worked it out with his Pencil..........
Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?
For the watch
Why the new Apple Pencil isn't included with the new iPad Pro.
There is no point.
Here's a nerdy joke:
If you use 8 bits from a Macbook, are you takin...
After watching today's Apple event, I can confirm the new iPhone will not be a failure.
In fact, it'll be a huge 6S.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
but a bowl of beans keeps everyone at bay.
A man using Apple maps walks into a bar...
Or maybe it was a hospital? Or possibly a church?
Apple is trying to market its new iPod to the lower demographic with a newly named device ...
... however they decided "iTouch Kids" was not ...
what is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The holocaust
An apple vendor who keeps his promise.
A man walks up to an apple vendor to see what t...