What is the difference between an apple and an orange?
What is the difference between an apple and an ...
Apple Jokes
If you watch an Apple store get robbed...
Are you an iWitness?
What do you call a fake Apple product?
An i-phony
Pineapple Jokes
When is an apple not an apple?
The old farmer
The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fi...
when life gives you lemons
make apple juice, then sit back and let the wor...
What do you get when cross religion with apples?
Apple Jews.
Just thought of this one.
Two guys are sitting in a bar. One of them is g...
Star trek predicting future technology?
How do we know apple won't be around long?
Be...
How come Apple-products have so small transistors?
Children have very small hands
Chris Christie's favorite bands...
1. Iron and Wine
2. The Lovin’ Spoonful
3. Blac...
Apple products of late is a crime against good design
The iPhone battery case should be charged as an...
At the Apple Store
At the apple store talking with a sales guy:
*...
Apple Store robbed
The Apple Store in Regents Street, London, was ...
Grandma's Password
My 100 year old grandma asked me to set up a se...
Three sportsmen from England , Spain and Canada decide to play a game.
They put an apple in each other's head and try ...
Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?
For the watch .
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Donald Trump.
How do terrorists like their apple pie?
Allah mode.
How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?
The screen stays black when you check the time.
An apple a day keeps doctor away...
... so do the sticks and stones.
Everyone is like happy 2016 and Apple is like:
Happy 2015s!
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
World War II.