I was at the Apple store
The Employee recommended the iPhone 6S. I said ...
Apple Jokes
If the rumors about Apple manufacturing a driverless car...
Then I can't wait to drive into the middle of t...
What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?
Finding a vein in a hot dog.
Someone told me that when there is a tornado, to hide in a location without windows.
Such as a bathroom or basement. Replied that an...
What do you call Apple's next beauty product?
The iLiner.
What's worse than a worm in your apple?
Half a worm in your apple.
What's worse than h...
A is for Apple
A is for Apple
- Hester Pryne
The mean Apple Store manager
He's a real apphole.
Security is going to be heightened at all showings of Star Wars..........
out of the fear of all apple geniuses and IT te...
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
ISIS. Definitely ISIS.
The real reason there's an angel on the top of the Christmas tree.
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the tr...
Did you hear apple just invented gifs?
They called it live photos
Apple made an app for their watch, called i-Bro, which lets you connect to all your homies
Feminists were upset they didn't name an app si...
What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
Apple gets into the Electric Car Business
Apple purchased a Korean automobile manufacture...
Why do feminists hate Apple?
Because they're not PC.
So I went to a fruit cocktail party the other day...
I bumped into the Apple of my Eye, some Grapes ...
Due to controversies over child labor in China, Apple has recently had to lay off thousands of people due to loss in sales...
They fired the kindergarteners and half the fir...
Best joke 2K15
Q. What do you call an apple?
A. An apple :)
Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?
Because they're not PC
So a guy named Steve asked how well he did during making an Apple product.
"You did good Job!" Sad the person he asked.
I went shopping for the latest iPhone.
Unfortunately, the Apple Store had sold out, so...
How to insult a nerd
"Is rhat an Apple Watch?"
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
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