So I farted in an apple store
Everyone got mad so I said too bad you don't ha...
Apple Jokes
Isaac Newton hears his parents screaming at each other one afternoon
Mrs. Newton: "I've had enough of this. I want a...
I used to live right in the core of the Big Apple.
Unfortunately I had to move because it was a bi...
Apple is advertising the new iPhone as "The most powerful four inches ever."
I can't believe they stole my slogan.
Another best farting joke i've EVER heard..
There was a Mexican, a American and a Japanese ...
I once farted in an apple store, everyone got mad.
It's not my fault they don't have windows...
Marriage Proposal
In ancient Greece, throwing an apple at a woman...
What's the difference between an apple and a hormone?
You can't hear an apple
What do you call an Irish 'Apple Genius?'
Cian Mac Usair
Apple has release secret iPhone trick! Click the power button...
Click the power button 100 times then click the...
I Farted in an Apple Store
I FARTED IN A APPLE STORE
AND THEY GOT MAD
Bu...
What do Muslims, Apple products, and shredded cheese have in common?
Donald Trump wants to ban them all.
A guy walks into a bar...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a gin and jui...
What's worse than finding a worm on your apple?
The Holocaust
Yesterday I farted in an apple store and everyone got mad at me
Not my fault that they don't have windows.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Latvian were arguing about the nationality of Adam and Eve.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Latvian were ...
Yesterday I farted in a Apple Store and everyone got mad at me
It's not my fault they don't have Windows
A teacher...
A teacher is playing a guessing game with her s...
Sad iPad
Why was the iPad sad?
Someone took a bite out ...
Do you know why there's no Apple wireless charger?
Because they can't decide what exactly should b...
Apple, the FBI, and John McAfee are sitting in an office...
Only two were invited, but the third one got in...
An apple a day
Keeps the government away
If Apple makes a car,
There won't be any windows in it.
Blonde goes to market
She sees old man selling apple seeds for $5 a p...