Cows In Government
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes ...
Animals Jokes
Q: Why did the chicken scientist cross the road?
A: To invent the other side.
The Top 15 Signs Your Dog Is a Fascist
15> When at the off-leash dog park, only as...
Elephant in a tree
how do you get an elephant in to a tree?
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This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian's office ca...
Elephant and Prostitute
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant ...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, "Bart...
Out Hunting for Cougars (Think of the Punchline...)
Two good Montana buddies were out hunting for ...
Cat and the Saurcer
In front of a delicatessen, an art connoisseur...
Because it was the chicken�s day off.
Q: Why did the dog cross the road?
A: Because...
A city slicker moves to the country and decides...
A city slicker moves to the country and decide...
The preacher buys a parrot
A preacher is buying a parrot.
"Are you sure...
Rude Parrot
David received a parrot for his birthday. This...
Hit and run
What would be the difference between a dead ra...
Evil Tuna
Did you hear about the evil tuna?
Rumor has i...
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.
Doggygram
A German shepherd went to a Western Union offi...
It stole the show!
Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea...
2 dirty birds
This man is in church and hears his preacher...
Elephant in a chair
What time is it when an elephant sits in your ...
Shoot the Dog
A man walked into his back yard one morning an...
Dragging Their Feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewa...
Whose Dog Is Smarter?
Four men were bragging about how smart their d...
Bats
Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the ...
How To Prepare Chicken...
A waiter asks a man, �May I take your order, s...