Cat and the Saurcer

In front of a delicatessen, an art connoisseur noticed a mangy little
kitten lapping up milk from a saucer. The saucer, he realized with a
start, was a rare and precious piece of pottery.


He strolled into the store and offered two dollars for the cat. "It's not
for sale." said the proprietor.


"Look," said the collector, "that cat is dirty and undesirable, but I'm
eccentric. I like cats that way. I'll raise my offer to ten dollars."


"It's a deal." said the proprietor, and pocketed the ten on the spot.


"For that sum I'm sure you won't mind throwing in the saucer." said the
connoisseur. "The kitten seems so happy drinking from it."


"Nothing doing." said the proprietor firmly. "That's my lucky saucer. From
that saucer, so far this week I've sold 34 cats."