Jim
Why did Jim fall of the bike?
Because Jim was...
Animals Jokes
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, "May I take the do...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one nig...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Don't...
Why dogs sniff
Ed was a successful computer programmer and a h...
Killed the Rooster
A guy who ran over a rooster on a country road...
"Flight 1234," the control tower advised,...
"Flight 1234," the control tower advised, "tur...
Q. What do you get when you cross a female...
Q. What do you get when you cross a female dee...
Q. What do you call a dog with no legs?...
Q. What do you call a dog with no legs?
A. ...
Movie dog
A man follows a woman out of a movie theater. S...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?
A) ...
Chicken...Underwear
Why don't chickens wear underwear?
Because th...
Look at the orange mama laid
Q: What did the chick say when it saw an orange...
Woof!
Which type of dog works in a restaurant?
A...
AT THE ZOO
YOU KNOW THE RIDDLE "ROW
New Parrot
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to he...
Q: Diner: Do you serve chicken here?
A: Waiter: Sit down, sir. We serve anyone.
Horse Pun
Jake Styles had just bought a farmhouse in the...
Dog with no legs
where do you find a dog with no legs?
where ...
Mouse reunion
Two mice met behind a toaster in a Columbia, Ma...
Pink Horse & a Purple Elephant
What do you do if there is a pink horse and a p...
Need a BMW
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow....
Little boy'
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow....
very funny joke
what did the fish say to the other fish
if u ...
He didn't flush.
How do you tell if you have passed an elephant...