Seagulls
Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea?
A: If t...
Animals Jokes
Ride To Miami
A flea had oiled up his little flea legs and h...
Carrots
How do you know that carrots are good for your...
Cow at Cranberry Cove
What do you call a cow murder mystery?
A moo-...
Christmas Parrott
A man walks into a pet store and tells the own...
The Gerbil
This guy named Bob walked into a bar with a fr...
A chicken
Q. What goes peck, peck, peck, and boom?
A. A...
Cat Diary
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with...
The Birds and the Bees
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, ...
Elephant joke
Why is an elephant big, gray, and wrinkly?
B...
Shark!!!
A man stranded on an island builds a raft to t...
The Farmer's Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, a...
A little Snail
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens i...
Three Dogs at the Vet's
Three dogs, a Spaniel, an Alsatian and a Great...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a li...
Worries about mad cow disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the f...
duck walks into a feed
A duck walks into a feed store and asks, ''Got...
A Cowboy and his Horse
This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets a...
Bad Dog
A blind man was waiting to cross the road when...
You
Q. What do you get from hanging from a tree?
...
No Fishing Bait
Having arrived at the edge of the river, the f...
Alvin and the Chipmunks
q: what religion are alvin and the chipmunks? ...
Eating a bald eagle
A guy is caught by a ranger eating a bald eagl...
He is a very smart dog
I went to the cinema the other day and in the ...
Closed Bull's Eyes
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.