Mad Cow Disease
Mad Cow Disease
One day two cows were chatti...
Animals Jokes
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked...
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?...
Have you seen my dog?
Two hikers were walking through central Pennsy...
Nutty Mutts
malamute x pointer = moot point, favorites of ...
A cat's work out
Cat fitness really can be fun. However, it is ...
How To Wash A Cat
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the ...
Mad Cow
Two British cows are talking. One says, "You h...
*Mr. Rabbit & Mr. Bear*
>>One day Mr.Rabbit & Mr.Bear were w...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and...
So they won't step on the fish.
Why do elephants jump across rivers?
So they ...
This little piggie went to the bar
So this pig walks into the bar and orders a be...
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!
Parrot Training
A woman had two female parrots who were always...
Why did the walrus
Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?...
raindeer
what reindeer laughed at rudolf?
olive.........
Dog Bath
Little Johnny walked into a grocery store and ...
Departmental stores
A family enter alarge departmental store in a ...
A frog calls a psychic
Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Frie...
Hedgehog, Giraffe, Dental Hygeine
Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe wi...
Q: What is the difference between a rottweiler and a social worker?
A: It is easier to get your kids back from a r...
Animal Menagerie
A mother was reading a book about animals to h...
I hear it's untweetable.
Q: Have you heard of that disease that you get...
Wabbit season
how do you catch a unique wabbit?
you neek up...
Louis Farrakahn
Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson ...