Animals Jokes

Animals Jokes

Tiger and Pooh


Why was Tiger looking in the toilet?


He w...

King of the Jungle


Operator, get me the king of the jungle. Sorry...

The Polish Dog


Polish dog gets stuck in a trap and chews of 3...

Buffalo


Question:


What Did The Buffalo Father Say To...

The outside


Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathe...

From playing marbles.


Why do elephants have wrinkled knees?
From pl...

Cross Between . . . .


Q: What do you get when you cross a Pick Pocke...

The Gorilla Golfer


A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. "...

Never talk to the parrot


Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her...

What Do You Call A Monkey In The Lost Desert...


What Do You Call A Monkey In The Lost Desert?
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Puppy Smuggling


On preparing to return home from an out of tow...

No Brakes


Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nose...