A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a drink."
The bartender can't believe his eyes and says, "Oh my Gosh, I can't believe this, you're a talking grasshopper!"
"Do you know we have drink named after you?"
The Grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named Steve?"
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