Animals Jokes

Animals Jokes

Chicken on the Football Field


Why did the chicken run onto the football fiel...

What do you give a sick Bird?...


What do you give a sick Bird?
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To invent the other side


Q: Why did the chicken scientist cross the roa...

Penquins on Tour


A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says ...

Q. What do you call two skunks having a...


Q. What do you call two skunks having a 69? ...

Turtle Soup


"Turtle Soup"


Waitress walks up to a man and...

Breaststroke


There was a competition to swim from Santa Mon...

Zoo


You Kno why tara didnt go to the zoo..


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Dog Days


What do you get when you cross a dog with a te...

Panda Bear


A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders...

Quotes About Cats


"Quotes About Cats"


"Managing senior program...

Do you know your canines?


What is a schitzu?
No its not a dog, its a zo...

Throwing Stuff Down A Mineshaft


Two guys were hiking in the mountains when the...

Kitty Humor


Two ROBINS were lying on their backs, BASKING ...

Whale of a Time


What did the whale say to the dolphin when he ...

A Cat's Diary


DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with...

The Fish


What did the fish say when he ran into the wal...

Playing the Gorilla


once there was a zoo and it's main attraction ...

Elephant


How do you fit an elephant into a safeway bag?...

Penguin Car Troubles


A penguin was driving through a small town whe...

The Little Boy Who Was Stomping


One day, a little boy, was outside in the back...

Q. What goes "Nort, Nort"?...


Q. What goes "Nort, Nort"?
A. A bull with ...

What your cat really thinks


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how do u put an elephant into


how do u put an elephant into a safeway cart??...