Burglary
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked...
Animals Jokes
Dog Poetry
I Lie belly-upIn the sunshine, happier thanYou...
Q. What's the difference between a woman...
Q. What's the difference between a woman with...
Animal Football
The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had ...
Unbearable Lightness of Being
One day mama bear and papa bear were getting a...
40 Peinguins.
There was this trucker with 40 peinguins in hi...
Dog drink
how do you make a dog drink?
put it in a blen...
Three in front and three in back.
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?
...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight on...
The amazing flying dog
A lady was expecting the plumber; he was suppo...
Outside a Dog...
"Outside a dog, a book is a great companion.
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A grasshopper walks into a bar
A grasshopper walks into a bar and asks for a ...
Quiz For My Smart Friends
This is a quiz to see if you should be conside...
Meow-sic
Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make no...
Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
A: Chicken's day off.
Joke found on http://w...
Cats & Dogs
Q: How do you make a dog meow?
A: Put it in...
Cats and Pills
INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL
1. ...
Dog
Why did the dog cross the road?
It was the c...
Donkeys at Christmas
What do donkeys send out near Christmas?
Mule...
Penguins
A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal A...
Claude
Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, sc...
To bankrupt the other side
Q: Why did the chicken IRS representative cros...
The Vet
The only cow in a small Iowa town stopped givi...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her ca...
Panda joke
Why did the panda fall out of the tree? It died