Animals Jokes

Animals Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck...Bambi


You might be a redneck if ''Bambi'' made you h...

Shark


what can great white sharks have to eat?


...

Getting your dog into a bar


Note to the civilized world: They don't let do...

The Snake


There where two snakes talking.


The 1st one...

Cross Breeding


Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosuar w...

A man rides in on Friday, stays two nights...


Q: A man rides in on Friday, stays two nights ...

Trapping Bears


How do you trap a bear?
You dig a hole ten fe...

The Panda


A huge panda bear steps into this classy resta...

Blind dinosaur!


Q.what do you call a blind dinosaur?
A. do-yo...

Cat Hating Husband


A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to g...

These chickens want books


A pair of chickens walks up to the circulation...

A new twist to the three pigs


One day the first grade teacher was reading th...

Tough Mice


There were three city mice sitting at a bar. T...

Perplexed


A man drives to a gas station and has his tank...

Crossbred Dogs:...


Crossbred Dogs:


Pointer + Setter =
Poinsett...

Leap Years


What years do frogs like best?
Leap years!

Monkies in a tree.


There were 4 monkeys in a tree.


Why did the ...

The difference between a cat and a comma


What is the difference between a cat and a com...

Farmboy & Bull


Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teach...

Blondog


Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?
...

Susie walkin the dog!


A little girl asks her Mom, "May I take the do...

Doe in the Woods


Q: What did the doe say when she came running ...

Praying Parrots


A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Fat...

Dog Fishin'


What kind of fish does a dog catch?
Catfish.

My Cat Minton


I have a cat called Minton. When he eats a shu...