I Lie belly-upIn the sunshine, happier thanYou will ever be.Today I sniffedMany dogs behinds - I celebrateBy kissing your face.I sound the alarm!Paper boy come to kill us all.Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!I sound the alarm!Garbage man come to kill us all.Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!I lift my leg andGreet each bush. Hello, Spot -Sniff this and weep.My human is home!I am so ecstatic I haveMade a puddle.I hate my choke chain.Look, world, they strangle me!Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Look in my eyes andDeny it. No human couldLove you as much as I do.The cat is not all badShe fills the litter boxWith tootsie rolls.
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