Q: How do you make a dog meow?
A: Put it in the freezer and then run it through the bandsaw "mmmmmrrrrrrreeeeeeeooooooowwwwwww"
Q: how do you make a cat sound like a dog?
A: douse it with gasoline and put a lit match to it and "wooof"
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