There was this trucker with 40 peinguins in his truck he was supposed to take to the zoo. In the middle of the road the truck broke down. A person driveing by (lets say his name is Bob) asks if the trucker needs help. The trucker (lets say his name is Joe) asks Bob to take the 40 peingiuns to the zoo for him. Bob agrees. An hour later the truck is fixed and Joe drives to the zoo to make sure all the peinguins arived safely. When he arives the peinguins are no where to be found! Joe drives around looking for Bob. Finally he finds him pulling out of a movie parking lot with the 40 peinguins in his car. "I thought i told you to bring these peinguins to the zoo!" Joe exclamied,
" I did" replied Bob " But I had some money left so I took them to the movies too!"
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