Animals Jokes

Animals Jokes

The lecture on the Supernatural.


A professor at the University of Greece in Kal...

Psychic Frogs Network


A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and ...

DUCKS OR PLUCKS?


Q: What did did the mother duck say to the lit...

Worries about mad cow disease


There were these two cows, chatting over the f...

Dog drink


how do you make a dog drink?


put it in a ble...

A man takes his wife to the local livestock...


A man takes his wife to the local livestock sh...

A good lawyer knows the law a great lawyer ...


A good lawyer knows the law; a great lawyer kn...

Wooden Leg?


A salesman is lost in a rural area and stops a...

Too many cheetahs


Q: Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
A...

Animal Lover


A carpet installer was laying new living room ...

Blubber trouble


Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE T...

Curious Camel


A mother and baby camel are talking one day wh...

To corrupt the other side


Q: Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
...

Donkey


A donkey walks into the bar and the bartender ...

Ducks love grapes


A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks...

The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!


A woman was walking down the street past a pet...

How to Clean a Cat


1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the re...

99 Click


Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a w...

Q. What's the difference between a hog and...


Q. What's the difference between a hog and a ...

Trouble


there was 3 bears and the father was Shut up m...

Animal Trickery


A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Afr...

Birds


what is yellow and smells of bananas? monkey s...

Confucius Say: Lady who give kiss like ...


Confucius Say: Lady who give kiss like spider,...

The End of Poe's Raven


The End of the Raven By Edgar Allen Poe's Cat...

Dog Train


During WW II an American soldier had been on t...