You Might Be A Redneck...Thesaurus
You might be a redneck if you think a thesauru...
Animals Jokes
Two peguins at the store.
Two peguins went to the store, because they we...
Because it was a double-crosser
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
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Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
A: Holes all over Australia.
A Bloodhound.
Q: What kind of dog does a Dracula like?
A: A...
A very insulting parrot
This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides t...
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths o...
The Top 20 Fish Dirty Movie Titles
20> Deep Trout
19> Free Your Willy
1...
Spoiled milk
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled ...
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, ...
Some thing strange
whats green and at a flick of a switch goes re...
Whacky Races!
2 competitive silk worms decided to have a rac...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender say...
What a Hamster
A mangy looking guy who goes into a restaurant...
Three very tough mice
Three rats are sitting at the bar talking brag...
Bad dog! (Bad Pun)
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the ...
Centipede and Parrot
Q: What do you get when you cross a centipide ...
The parrot who wouldn't talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Goin...
What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?...
What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
...
Bar... Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartend...
Goose Hunting
So this guy is in Rhode Island hunting for gee...
Polar bears and penguins
why dont polar bears eat penguins? ...
An Elephant Never Forgets
A man recently bought a bull elephant for 50 g...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
...
Hanging
A depressed blonde decided to commit suicide b...