Animals Jokes

Animals Jokes

How to give your Cat a Pill.


1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of y...

Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.


A young girl is wandering through a park in th...

Three ducks arrive


Three ducks arrive at the Police station. In d...

Funny


why cant polar bears eat penguins?
because th...

What do you call a lazy baby...


What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouc...

The cat diet!


CAT MIRACLE DIET: Most diets fail because we a...

Chucky at the Movies


An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The...

Energizer Bunny arrested!


Did you hear?


The Energizer bunny has been a...

HUMPURRR: Your cat has learned your password


Top Ten Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Intern...

Q. What do you call a bull that is playing...


Q. What do you call a bull that is playing wi...

Beware of Dog


Upon entering the little country store, the st...

New dog breed


Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?
...

Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?


A: To take over the other side.

A Real Watch Dog


A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing...

the english cat and the french cat


there was an english cat called one two three ...

Two Prawns and a Magic Cod


Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbe...

Bye-Bye Doggie


One day a community decided that they wanted t...

Chicken cross the road


Why did the chicken cross the road?


To get t...

Mad Cow Disease


Two cows are grazing in a pasture enjoying the...

The Top 16 Movies Starring Dogs (Part II)


16> Eddie and the Schnauzers


15> The L...

A frog calls a psychic


Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Frie...

Funny giriff


Why does giriffs have a long neck instead of a...

2 Hedgehogs in the Middle of the Road


Two hedgehogs are in the middle of the road an...

A Scotsman at The Zoo


A Scotsman was on his first visit to a zoo and...

Packing Elephants


How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?
...