Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and
toughness.
The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat
poison!"
The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap
and I bit it apart!"
Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the
cat."
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